What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Me : No

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Why are so many US conservatives in this day and age still against racial mixing? They won't say it in public, but they are still against the mixing between Blacks and whites? Why?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

How do I get access to a dog for bestiality? I am currently unable to adopt a dog, but I want to know if there are still ways to have sex with one without getting caught.

Me : Thank you.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Is it true that LGB should drop T?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : Tea ?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Do most narcissists have good intentions as long as you are under their control?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

What is your age now, and what age do you prefer to stay at forever?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Why am I not getting any atheists to debate with? Are they scared?

He : Then let's have some coffee

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Why do people see porn pics when they can watch porn videos instead?

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Why did losers ban TikTok?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Why do some women squirt and some don't?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Do you even realise that NASA could've hid or bury every single piece of evidence for a flat-earth and exaggerate their evidence? Have you ever question materialist scientific narratives?

Me : Sure.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

I feel so attached and in love with a dead celebrity. My love for anyone else is overshadowed by my love for him. What does this mean?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Me : I don't drink

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He : I'm 24.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.